Well, loyal followers, the search has been ongoing since, well, yesterday, to find a new baby
I’m a little more hesitant on it. Last time was too easy. And yet, what’s happened but a 19 year old is shaking my tree and saying I’m the guy she’s been looking for.
Nineteen – it fills me with dread. She’s pretty, too. You have to wonder what the hell she’s thinking. Daddy issues? That’s kind of disturbing, even though you see it a lot. Maybe she just decided early that she doesn’t want to work particularly hard – you never know. I’m probably going to take her out to dinner this week just to see what’s up.
Don’t worry, my droogies – I made sure it wasn’t illegal, and I warned her that there wasn’t going to be sex.
I’ve decided that there’s going to be a ‘no kids’ rule. I want kids, just not someone else’s. First of all, I plan to ride across the country soon, so I can’t be screwing around with a mom. Second, I’d like to the focus of someone’s attention, at least until I get sick of it.
Just a short post today to let you know I haven’t forgotten you all.