Hello, my droogies. We’re more on the humorous side today, with the latest installment of, “I can rip off a Sugar Daddy!”
In this installment, the girl from SugarDaddies.com uses the pic on the left as her profile pic. Ten seconds on the internet using Google reveals that this DOES belong to a real girl with a similar name, and is on her Facebook. Sending a ‘howdy’ message to this girl gets us a ‘this profile is no longer valid’ message, meaning she saw a ‘Howdy’ from a stranger and blocked me – more to her credit.
Because when asked about this, our mystery girl was evasive, so I said, “Well, before we arrange to meet, let’s see some pictures of you – and don’t be shy.”
So I get 4 pictures. One is a shoulder to knee nude of a girl with amazing abs, the other is a picture of a thong riding up the butt off a girl with a LOT of butt. You can see a little blonde hair in the picture, but no face. The third and fourth I attach, compared to the profile pic.
OK, no 2 of these girls have the same color hair. The middle one, who’s showing her tits, has a TOTALLY different nose, mouth AND (if you look carefully) teeth. The first and third have completely different chests. Before I was blocked from the actual girl’s profile, she was all about her incredibly thick head of hair – the third’s hair is thin.
You could ALMOST say that one and three are sisters, or one girl much older than the other, but look at the size of her eyes.
I have no idea why I have this amazing skill at attracting these scammers but, just to be sure, I’m going to keep working out and losing weight.
There’s your chuckle for the day, my droogies.