Hello, my droogies! Time for a status
First of all, thanks for the ‘welcome backs.’ It’s a surprise how many remember me after 2 years’ inactivity.
As I said in my last post, I’ve signed up to Latin American Cupid, and started talking to women online, as well as going to a few advice sites to find out what to do, where to go, what to bring, etc.
You learn a few things right away, such as, “Saying that you want to meet only Costa Rican girls is meaningless,” and “saying that you want to meet women of a certain age group is even more meaningless.” I’ve received ‘interest’ from girls as young as 18 and as old as 60.
Some guys want an 18 year old – I’m not one of them. I’m sure you all remember my daughter, ‘The Little Treasure’? She just turned 24. That kind of sets a base-line, and it doesn’t set it at 24. Of course, it’s kind of liberating to know that, no matter whom I meet, the Little Treasure will make a point of hating her.
The front-runner Tica (a Tica is a girl from Costa Rica – see, you learned something today!) is a girl I’ll call ‘M.’ She is actually a Colombian who lives in CR, and like most Colombian women, her breasts are surprisingly large. I think the girls are inspired by the mountains at a young age. She’s got long hair that she considers short and the usual, beautiful brown eyes that comes with being a Latin girl.
She also has a kid. Hers is 4 mos old – this is a major flag for me in most cases, but less so in CR. It seems that in Costa Rica, it’s all but required by law that a woman has first kid before she’s 24, and that the father then abandons her. This is a real surprise to me, based on how ungodly favorable for women the divorce laws there are. These guys must simply be able to disappear or something, but I’ve met about a hand full of women who don’t have at least one kid, and I’ve seen 26 year olds with 4.
There’s another girl with two kids who’s a close runner. She’s what they call ‘Afro-Carribean.’ Her smile could light up a room if her pictures are to be believed.
Supposedly, one aspect of CR life is the girls don’t screw around before marriage. Apparently another is that the guys all screw around on their wives, and a third is that prostitution is completely legal, and it’s not uncommon for a single mother to head out and sell it to the tourists to make ends meet. Over all, kind of a mixed message here – however one thing keeps shining through: they likely talk a good game, but just like any Sugar Baby, they know how to solve a problem with their vagina.
Another thing you learn on the LAC board is the fleeting attention span of the Costa Rican girl, and research says that THIS is typical of the place as well. I’m not leaving for another 5 weeks (as of tomorrow – yeah!), it was too early to get on there, and the girl ‘looking to meet the love of her life’ isn’t going to email you for nine weeks (or even five) because it’s boring. If you’re reading this for advice (clever of you, by the way!), start your LAC membership around 5 weeks out and then weed out the short-termers.
By ‘short-termers,’ I mean the ones on there who want to hit up a guy who’s going to be there next week.
One thing you won’t find on LAC is the chicks begging for cash, or they’ll be sleeping on the street tonight. It still stuns me that guys fall for that, but ‘Seeking Arrangement’ and ‘Sugar Daddies’ are proof that they do. Do that on LAC and they’ll ban you, the girls take it seriously, and I’ve yet to be bothered.
Back to the topic – it’s largely M versus A-C for the title. There are as many as six more I’d call ‘second string,’ meaning there’s interest but they aren’t going to take me seriously for a couple more weeks. While I’m there, I want to do the catamaran tours, the ATV tours, dance with someone at a club at night, and maybe take some surfing lessons. The ultimate winner will be the one comes closest to all of that, and of course who’s going to sleep with me. Hey, I’m being denied sex right now, I don’t need to go out of the country for that.
In that vein – do you all remember ‘New Girl?’ Very large breasts, single mom, 1/2″ taller than I am, who I picked up, dumped and then let come back around? I hear from her once in a while when she needs to blow me for cash. It’s an expensive beej, but when you get down to it, she’s got a great body, it’s easy for me (she delivers like a pizza) and I get some kissing in.
OK, that’s all for my exciting life. I may be switching jobs in the next month – I’ll let you all know. If I do, then these things will have to wait until night time.
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